Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M
my flight was delayed from 7pm to 11:20pm and now it was further pushed back to 12:15am and who the fuck wants to get on a plane at that time, NOT ME OK