bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

my flight was delayed from 7pm to 11:20pm and now it was further pushed back to 12:15am and who the fuck wants to get on a plane at that time, NOT ME OK 

pleurai:

Arm Of The Seine Near Giverny At Sunrise
Claude Monet

pleurai:

Arm Of The Seine Near Giverny At Sunrise

Claude Monet

starllex:

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen


Imagine if you looked up at the sky and this was all you saw

starllex:

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

Imagine if you looked up at the sky and this was all you saw


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

saint:

i took this when i was on the great wall of china

saint:

i took this when i was on the great wall of china

riri-neko:

this is the only place that calms me